Hackers

Here are my first and last words to hackers who want to infiltrate my phone, tablet and desktop computer.

Hack away, people. There is nothing - I promise you, nothing - on my IT platforms of any interest to hackers.

Stop sending us all messages via Facebook and twitter that the hackers are out to get us. Frankly, if people are so daft they can be persuaded to give up their bank account numbers - or whatever the hell it is hackers want - then hell mend them. You want my friends list? Just ask me. For a fairly sizeable sum, I'll provide access to the 375 people on my list.

At the moment, all you're doing is pissing me off and wasting my time.


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