Scottish Calendar

I nicked this idea from my pal Dennis in Singapore.

The Year in Scotland:

January                    Man, it's cold! But at least Christmas is over, even if we're all skint.

February                  Cold and wet - roll on Spring!

March                      Cold, wet and windy - is it Spring yet?

April                        Nothing but Easter eggs in the shops

May                         I thought it would be warmer by now

June                         I hope it'll be as sunny as this when the kids get their school holidays.

July                          Man, it's hot.

August                     Where did this rain come from?

September               How come the sun only comes out when the kids are back at school?

October                    O gawd, 10 weeks till Christmas and not a present bought yet!

November                How can it be snowing when it's only November?

December                Is this music going to be played in the supermarkets for a MONTH? I hate                                            Silverburn

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